“Today I am very proud of myself, because today I have accomplished what no one else has been able to accomplish. I have been just informed on my helicopter that our president has finally released a birth certificate. I would want to look at it but I hope it’s true so we can get on to much more important matters. So the press can stop asking me questions. He should have done it a long time ago.” So said Donald Trump this morning…now what?

Thanks Donald, you are a true statesman and I would be proud to vote for you for President on something. I really want someone who won’t take “yes” for an answer. I like some one who would look into the Saudi’s eyes and tell them, the game is over when it comes to high gas prices. They will turn on dime when you do that. I like a man who thinks that Obama did not deserve to go to Columbia or Harvard Law School. Although our last president was, by his own admission, a sub-par student, Trump argues that our current president, a magna cum laude graduate of Harvard Law School, has risen through his life solely because he is the beneficiary of that dreaded right-wing conspiracy theory called affirmative action. I like  a guy who by his own understanding  gets along famously with “the blacks.” And I like a guy who is a wealthy businessman, flying around in a private helicopter with his name on it so he knows it’s his (kinda like when his mom sewed his name into his underwear). Don’t you love it when he flirts dangerously with racist fringe elements, and firing workers every week on his TV show to promote his self-interests? How cooly American is that I ask?

This is getting fun. Trump said he’d release his tax returns when Obama produced a birth certificate. Now Trump says he’ll release his returns at the “appropriate time.” It’s getting better.

Trump is as old as I am. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I didn’t inherit a 40 million dollar estate from my real estate developer father to get me started in life. My father was a traveling salesman. Trump is not afraid of anybody or anything unless  of course its germs. I heard he doesn’t shake hands because of this fear. Right on! I on the other hand never wash my hands, so shaking hands with Trump would probably be an issue. Now that I have said this, it probably will be an issue to everyone else who reads this.

Then there’s the name everywhere, even on his buildings. Some say he’s arrogant others say assertive, but one things for sure he’ll never be president of the United States.

and so it goes…