A little song, a little dance...

Every once in a while it’s good to smile at the real world and it’s silliness:

Real Stuff from Texas

-One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
-It is illegal to sell one’s eye.
-A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
-When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
-It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
-The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Real Stuff from Utah
-It is against the law to fish from horseback.
-It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
-It is considered an offense to hunt whales. (in Utah)

Real Stuff from New York
-Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
-It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
-New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.

And finally for today, real stuff from Oregon
-Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
-Drivers may not pump their own gas.
-It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
-You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street in Marion, OR.

More laters…see you Monday

and so it goes…